If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories - Funny Wood Sign

This humorous yet stylish handmade wood sign is crafted from premium pine wood, measuring approximately 6"x7", and hand painted in black and white. It features a 3D word element and is designed as a shelf sitter, providing a funny addition to any kitchen. Show off your wit and love of sarcasm with - If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories!

Because each piece is made to order, no two products will look exactly the same.  Each piece is hand painted, so variations in color will occur due to wood grain, knots, and brush strokes - which adds to the uniqueness of your product!

Although products are finished with a top coat sealer, they are recommended for indoor use.

Typical shipping time is approximately 2-3 weeks.  If a rush order is needed, please let me know before placing your order.

If you choose local pick up at check out, you will receive an email notification when you order is ready for pick up.

Due to these items being handmade to order, I do not accept cancellations or returns.  However, if there is an issue with your product, or it arrives damaged, please contact me.